Archive for November, 2008

all i want for christmas

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Is it too much to ask for something fancy like a pair of ONITSUKA TIGER shoes for christmas? I’ve been a really, really good boy all year (feel free to flip me off if you completely disagree). This is such a badass sneakers and I will be the happiest sexually confused boy if this will arrive in my house elegantly wrapped with a yellow ribbon on it. So happy, I am willing to be someone else’s slave for the entire year (No shit).

If I can’t get this, I’ll go berserk and turn into a christmas grinch for the rest of my life. (No shit…again) You see, I don’t want to spend my christmas moolah on this baby but I can’t think of any living creature generous enough to give me this as a wonderful gift. Wait…does Ellen de G. read blogs? No? Probably too busy doin’ lesbo lovin’ with her gorgeous wifey.

Anyway, I will still graciously accept other gifts. Like these great items (List intentionally created for that special person who will pick my awesome name in the team’s x-changing of gifts for the yuletide season ek-ek).

  • The Killers new album called “Day & Age”
  • Super Bad and Napoleon Dynamite original DVD
  • Team Manila Shirt available @ the Power Plant Mall
  • PowerBooks gift certificate worth P500 (I’ll only settle for this if you can’t find any of those three)  

I hope this will be a great christmas for me. Last year’s was pretty dull.

ehem…

suit up

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Our company will have its annual christmas party on the 14th of December somewhere in Pasig. The theme of this event is “Black and White”. That means everyone is required to dress up in all black or all white or a combination of both colors. The delinquent side of me is thinking of wearing an all red suit for the said occasion and if anyone asks why? I’ll simply say, “Oh, I did not get the memo!” and laugh viciously. But I am not going to do that since I am trying my very best to be a good employee. A lot of you may refuse to believe that but I’m doing everything that I can to be complaisant and adhere to the company policies (looks like someone wants that promotion real bad, mwahahaha!). So, I’ll just probably rent a tux or a suit and wear some awesome footwear like a nice pair of Vans slip on and top it off with a bowler hat…nahays! I’ll just save the red suit for Valentines Day.

In case you have no clue who that hot dude is? Well then SHAME ON YOU! Frequent visitors of this blog should know that he is my future ex-husband.

a hundred million times better than coldplay

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With the release of this awesome record, Gary Lightbody just kicked Chris Martin in the groin multiple times and it can no longer produce beautiful babies with his organic wife, Hollywood actress, Gwyneth Paltrow… eff yeah!

Snow Patrol’s A Hundred Million Suns is so marvelous it made me cry a couple of times while listening to it. Okay, that is not the real reason why I did, mwehehehe! I particulary like the first three tracks of the album, If There’s A Rocket Tie Me To It, Crack The Shutters and Their First Single, Take Back The City which was featured in the second season of that designer wearing, label whorring show, Gossip Girl which I regularly watch because of Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.  They should hook up more often and make mean babies wearing Chanel bibs and carrying Chanel feeding bottles made by Uncle Karl.

Watch the video of Crack the Shutters after the cut and tell me what you think of the song.

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not again?!!

While thinking of clever words to use for my next entry, I will post another annoying yet very entertaining meme courtesy of the newly promoted quality department slave, Karina Angela de Castro.

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?  I have no idea. I do not even know that person’s last name.

Would you eat a cockroach for your last ex if they asked you? As long as it has  mustard on top.

What friend do you tell the most to? Either my brain is not functioning well or there’s something wrong with this darn question.

How’s your heart lately? Not capable of loving.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?  Wilhemina Dansey through text.

What are you listening to right now? If There’s A Rocket, Tie Me To It & Crack The Shutters by Snow Patrol.

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall? Walls are for sissies. Try  GLASS WINDOW.

Where were you at 2:00 this morning? Bed.

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve changed clothes? My friend’s kitchen.

Do you wear glasses? Yes. I’m practically blind without it.

Anything annoying you right now? A lot.

If you could do something differently, would you go back? In an instant.

What will you be doing in a half hour? Stop procrastinating and go to my super awesome job as a shipping label ho.

Who is the last person you talked on the phone with? I am too damn lazy to check my phone but I’m pretty sure it is Mikee. She is the only person who calls me regularly.
Are you going anywhere for the next summer? Hopefully outside of this country. Still not giving up. Hehehe!

Did you have plans today? Mall to buy a really kewl pair of Vans.

Are you waiting for anyone’s call right now? Nope but I’m hoping for a freaky anonymous phone call similar to those cheezy slasher movies.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you? You bet!

Do you regret something you did yesterday? Going home early.

What kind of bottoms are you wearing? Cargo Pants.

How many windows are open on your computer? I have two lcd monitors in front of me and 8 windows.

Story behind your myspace name? Not yet a member.

Is something bothering you right now? Battling minor depression.

Are you sarcastic? Most of the time.

Are you shy? No, not really.

Are you talkative?  Under the influence of something intoxicating. Yes.

What are you doing tomorrow? Work and hopefully grab tons of booze after.

Where did your last hug take place? Our house.

Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past month? Yep! My nephew.

When was the last time you smiled? I think it was two hours ago during lunch.

Do you secretly like someone? Yes.

Who was the first person you talked to today? Si Lord…Naks!

What are you looking forward to? I’m too depressed to be excited by something. Gahd! I need professional help.

Do you fall for people easily? No.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? This is a WTF?! question.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Trey?  Nooooh!

If you could move somewhere else, would you?  Oh yeah. It is my ultimate dream.

When was the last time you cried really, really hard? Last August. It was a Sunday morning.

Can you live a day without TV? I’m pretty sure I can.

Do you regret doing anything this week? The person who created this meme has a major issue with that effin word called regret.

Who did you last talk to for longer than 10 minutes on the phone? Mikee.

Would you ever become a vegetarian? I want to but It is gonna be hard to give up pork.

Last person you went to the movies with? I cannot remember.

How often do you talk on the phone? I dunno.

What is wrong with you right now?  Dude, you seriously wanna know?

What do you wear to bed? Clothes…duh?!

Have you ever been around someone who was high? Define high

Have you ever played a Wii? Yep.

How many months are there until your birthday? 6 more months.

Did you like anyone last summer? Same person.

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My mind and body still think it is October. I just don’t want November to ever happen. Well, I guess it is too f*ckin’ late to wish for that.

 

Urggh!