memememe

***This was written last monday. I forgot to publish it because i was drunk the night before.

Before I get this shit up and running again, let me start with a very lame meme taken from Akee’s blog. I just woke up from a 2 1/2 hours of sleep and the pill that I have popped up hasn’t taken its marvelous effect yet.

1. Can you cook?

Yes. I’m quite good at it actually. (brag much) But I have already given up the dream to become an awesome world famous chef. due to the lack of monetary means to go to an expensive culinary school.

2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?

Probably call out all the names of the saints I know to save me. I don’t want to die inside an elevator especially in the building where our office is located.

3. What talent do you wish you had?

I wish I could play the harp.

4. Favorite place?

Any place that serves cheap ice cold brewskies.

5. Favorite vegetable?

Anything that is sauteed in butter or olive oil.

6. What was the last book you read?

Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The House of The Seven Gables. Currently reading Mitch Albom’s One More Day. (Yeah, I’m soo gay, I read Mitch Albom’s Tearjerkers.)

7. Any tattoos and/or piercings?

I was about to get a tramp stamp last month as a birthday gift to myself but I chickened out at the last minute. Yeah I’m a total wus who has a huge va-jay-jay.

8. Worst habit?

Binge eating. Hehe!