one way out

The mere existence of this blog relies only to the precious minutes of idle time I usually get from my previous task of issuing shipping labels. Last month was a complete mayhem so I wasn’t able to update anything on this blog. But now that I have a new task and a new team not to mention the awesome schedule of 7am-4pm. Yes people. I am normal again. I have more time to do illegal stuff at work such as overbreaks, sleeping during work hours, endless chatting with friends from different parts of the world, surfing non-work related sites and of course, blogging.

I’ll talk about my life which is bordering on tragic a bit later but in the mean time I would like to inform  you about the coolest show on asian cable television, which is being hosted by this really, really awesome british bald guy, escapologist extraordinaire, Jonathan Goodwin. Love his show. I even follow him on twitter. Uh-huh, I do that kind of shit now. I twitter everyday and you have to as well so we could call each other pathetic individuals.

One Way Out airs during Wednesday at 9pm on Discovery Channel.

Listening to: The Fray’s new album.

danny boyle surely knows how to entertain me

I can only allow one twink-ish guy in my life. Since Michael Cera hasn’t come up with anything new that I could watch repeatedly on our state of the art DVD player made in China, I would have to look for his temporary replacement. My fabulous guardian angel must have sent a message to British filmmaker extraordinaire, Danny Boyle, to end my slight agony and created one of the best films of 2008, Slumdog Millionaire which a cute Indian boy by the name of Dev Patel is the lead character. If my unofficial BFF, Mikee is still crazy in-love with that vampire and his greasy hair, I can say that mine is way better than that dude.  How so way better? Well, aside from being an incredibly talented young actor (he has tons of awards to prove it) This 18  year-old lad from England was also a taekwondo bronze medalist. Nice.

So If you are planning not to get laid this weekend, I suggest you grab a pirated copy of this film and watch my new twinky-pop’s mad acting skills.

akee has another reason to hate the world

The brunette tennis goddess, Ana Ivanovic on the pages of the French Magazine, Sportet & Style L’equipe. Gahd! Who could possibly resist that splendiferous face? I’m pretty sure other girls would be wishing she has serious and awful breath issues.

Ana is reportedly getting some sugar from an equally resplendent  creature, Spanish loverboy, Fernando Verdasco. (Thanks Lene)

More of Ana after the cut.

ehem…

Hot?

suit up

Our company will have its annual christmas party on the 14th of December somewhere in Pasig. The theme of this event is “Black and White”. That means everyone is required to dress up in all black or all white or a combination of both colors. The delinquent side of me is thinking of wearing an all red suit for the said occasion and if anyone asks why? I’ll simply say, “Oh, I did not get the memo!” and laugh viciously. But I am not going to do that since I am trying my very best to be a good employee. A lot of you may refuse to believe that but I’m doing everything that I can to be complaisant and adhere to the company policies (looks like someone wants that promotion real bad, mwahahaha!). So, I’ll just probably rent a tux or a suit and wear some awesome footwear like a nice pair of Vans slip on and top it off with a bowler hat…nahays! I’ll just save the red suit for Valentines Day.

In case you have no clue who that hot dude is? Well then SHAME ON YOU! Frequent visitors of this blog should know that he is my future ex-husband.

lactobacilli “shirota” strain

Attention Ladies!

Another hottie from the land of the rising sun.

My super fag hag, Akeeness introduced me to this resplendent creature a few months ago. She was so obsessed with this guy (uhmm, acutually, up to this day) that it got to the point where the the only word she utters was his name. Well, I can’t blame her, this guys is soooo fucking gorgeous, absolutely the most beautiful Japanese man I have ever seen.

this is one sushi i’ll eat

I am not a big fan of Japanese cuisine especially those raw meals, well, I don’t really like eating raw meat. The only thing I usually get from any Japanese restaurant is a kani salad. But if this guy is on the menu, man, I will surely eat him whole with a little bit of wasabi on top of his head (yeah, that head).

Have a fab weekend y’all!

priceless

Slothful, that’s what I was last weekend. I spent most of it in bed either snoozing or watching TV… blah, blah, blah, what else is new. I always do this during my free time. I sometimes pity myself for having an abominable life. Grrr!

Anyway, I definitely had fun watching this fabulous French film last weekend. It stars Audrey Tautou and the super cute and hilarious Gad Elmaleh. He may not be evidently hawt in the poster above but he is in this movie, I swear.

It may be weird (or not at all) that I find all French Guys obscurely attractive. From tennis stars, football players, French actors even the newly elected president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy and the fictitious Victor Hugo’s main character in his book, Jean Valjean and the male pornstar who has the same name (I’m not sure if he is really french, though…hehe!)

Me and my fag-hags, part Australian Wilhe-mean-a Dansey and part Japanese, Akee de Castro are planning to enroll in a language school and take up French. We are just so damn bored with our weekends that we have to do something really meaningful before we kill ourselves. It would also be a good way to hook up with really cute guys.

i’m “tipsy”

Who the hell is this hawt piece of meat holding a hookah hose?

He is serbian tennis player Janko Tipsarevic.

I’m really curious what kind of high would you get from this water pipe. I’ve seen this a couple of times in some bars in The Fort that has an arabian/persian theme. Underage rich half mediterranean kids studying in IS goes foolishly enthusiastic with this thing.

I might try this shit one of these days. In the meantime, I’ll just stare at this picture and imagine him naked. hehe!

Happy weekend to me!