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i’m so passionate i should star in an argentinian telenovela and make love with a hot latino named facundo

From Agnes. I couldn’t agree with you more. It is more suitable to talk about this over some belgian waffles and fraps or two cases of Red Horse Beer…I am finding a reason to get drunk these days. Heeh!

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The rules :

1.) Put the logo in your blog
2. ) Write five things you are passionate about apart from blogging
3. ) Tag 5 people on your lists and let them know you tagged them.

I can only think one thing that I am truly passionate about and that is to get out of this country work mah ass off until I get enough moollah to buy me an Island where I could shelter all my future male “friends” and do “passionate” things to them.

Bwahahaha!

I’ll pass this meme to Iya, Akee, Khonz, Mitze and Norben.

not again?!!

While thinking of clever words to use for my next entry, I will post another annoying yet very entertaining meme courtesy of the newly promoted quality department slave, Karina Angela de Castro.

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?  I have no idea. I do not even know that person’s last name.

Would you eat a cockroach for your last ex if they asked you? As long as it has  mustard on top.

What friend do you tell the most to? Either my brain is not functioning well or there’s something wrong with this darn question.

How’s your heart lately? Not capable of loving.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?  Wilhemina Dansey through text.

What are you listening to right now? If There’s A Rocket, Tie Me To It & Crack The Shutters by Snow Patrol.

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall? Walls are for sissies. Try  GLASS WINDOW.

Where were you at 2:00 this morning? Bed.

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve changed clothes? My friend’s kitchen.

Do you wear glasses? Yes. I’m practically blind without it.

Anything annoying you right now? A lot.

If you could do something differently, would you go back? In an instant.

What will you be doing in a half hour? Stop procrastinating and go to my super awesome job as a shipping label ho.

Who is the last person you talked on the phone with? I am too damn lazy to check my phone but I’m pretty sure it is Mikee. She is the only person who calls me regularly.
Are you going anywhere for the next summer? Hopefully outside of this country. Still not giving up. Hehehe!

Did you have plans today? Mall to buy a really kewl pair of Vans.

Are you waiting for anyone’s call right now? Nope but I’m hoping for a freaky anonymous phone call similar to those cheezy slasher movies.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you? You bet!

Do you regret something you did yesterday? Going home early.

What kind of bottoms are you wearing? Cargo Pants.

How many windows are open on your computer? I have two lcd monitors in front of me and 8 windows.

Story behind your myspace name? Not yet a member.

Is something bothering you right now? Battling minor depression.

Are you sarcastic? Most of the time.

Are you shy? No, not really.

Are you talkative?  Under the influence of something intoxicating. Yes.

What are you doing tomorrow? Work and hopefully grab tons of booze after.

Where did your last hug take place? Our house.

Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past month? Yep! My nephew.

When was the last time you smiled? I think it was two hours ago during lunch.

Do you secretly like someone? Yes.

Who was the first person you talked to today? Si Lord…Naks!

What are you looking forward to? I’m too depressed to be excited by something. Gahd! I need professional help.

Do you fall for people easily? No.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? This is a WTF?! question.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Trey?  Nooooh!

If you could move somewhere else, would you?  Oh yeah. It is my ultimate dream.

When was the last time you cried really, really hard? Last August. It was a Sunday morning.

Can you live a day without TV? I’m pretty sure I can.

Do you regret doing anything this week? The person who created this meme has a major issue with that effin word called regret.

Who did you last talk to for longer than 10 minutes on the phone? Mikee.

Would you ever become a vegetarian? I want to but It is gonna be hard to give up pork.

Last person you went to the movies with? I cannot remember.

How often do you talk on the phone? I dunno.

What is wrong with you right now?  Dude, you seriously wanna know?

What do you wear to bed? Clothes…duh?!

Have you ever been around someone who was high? Define high

Have you ever played a Wii? Yep.

How many months are there until your birthday? 6 more months.

Did you like anyone last summer? Same person.

meme time!

From Lene

1. Do you like cheese?

I’ll kill for one right now.

2. Are you a chain smoker?

Yep! I am a sucker for nicotine.

3. Your favorite song?

Current favorite tracks included in my iPod playlist:

The Space Between – Dave Matthews Band, Uncomfortably Slow – Newton Faulkner, Dogs – Damien Rice, Heels Over Head – Boys Like Girls

4.Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Oh yeah! Especially when they ask me to take my clothes off.

5. What do you think of hotdogs?

Love ‘em HUGE!

6.Favorite Christmas song?

Christmas Is All Around by Billy Mack from the movie Love Actually.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

3 glasses of icy cold water.

8. Can you do push ups?

Max of 100

9. Favorite superhero?

Spidey.

10. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex?

My Natural musk scent. Haha!

11.What’s the one trait you hate about yourself?

Me being a judgie wudgie bear.

12. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

Thinking if I should go to Tagaytay tomorrow; I can’t decide which fruit to eat, banana or apple and who among the castaways of Survivor Philippines would be voted out tonight.

13. Name 3 things you bought yesterday?

Food, fag and a memory card.

14. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Coffee from our office pantry, water and Mountain Dew.

15. Favorite places?

Any place that sells beer.

16. What color of shirt are you wearing?

Really, really, really old white shirt.

17. Can you whistle?

No.  Ang sad no?

18. Favorite color/s?

Blue, white and black.

19. Would you like to be a pirate?

Arrrrrr. Sure.

20. What songs do you sing in the shower?

Kiss by Prince. Hahaha!

21.Favorite girl’s name?

Allegra. That’s gonna be the name of my future daughter.

22. Favorite boy’s name?

Apollo. That’s gonna be the name of my future sugadaddy. Hehe!

23. What’s in your pocket right now?

Boxer shorts does not have any pockets.

24. Last thing that made you laugh?

Bruno’s Youtube videos

25. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

Never been injured.

26. Do you love where you live?

Ummm…I guess.

27. How many computers do you have in your house?

Just one.

28. Does someone have a crush on you?

If that person is reading this right now. Can you please let me know. My confidence if hitting rock bottom.

29. What is your favorite bar?

Tide Bar yung may hawakan ha. Bwahahaaha!

30. What is your favorite candy?

Any candy that goes well with my favorite vice.

31. What were you doing 12 AM last night?

Driveling.

32. What is the first thing you thought of when u woke up?

Shit! I’m gonna be late for work!

another meme

This one was stolen/taken out of Akee’s blog.

WHO IS
The Weirdest person you know: Dave Mallari…Super Geek!
The Loudest Person you Know: Lanie, cousin
The Sexiest Person you Know: Anderson Cooper, The Silver Fox
The Person that Knows the Most about you: Melanie Canega, my bestie
Your Crush?: Currently I’m in love with Steve Aoki.
Most Boring Teacher: I can’t recall her name, probably because I was soo bored during her class. She was my 1st year Values Education Teacher

WHAT IS
Your most overused phrase on IM: OMG!
The last image/thought you go to sleep with: A threesome with Juan Monaco and his girlfriend. Yikes! I’m so bi.
Inside joke: what?!

DO YOU
Take a shower everyday: only on weedays… yeah, I know, I’m disgusting.
Have a(any) crush(es): Sinagutan ko na ito ah. Dimmit!
Think you know you’ve been in love: I think so.
Want to get married: No way, man.
Have any tattoos/where?: Nada and I’m not planning to get one.
Piercings/where?: Wala po.
Get motion sickness: I used to have one when I was a kid.
Think you’re a health freak: Nope.
Get along with your parents: With my mom before.
Like thunderstorms: Thunderstorms scares the bejesus out of me.

WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF?
Ryan: Ryan, Ryan, Musikahan. Potah, ang korni ko.
Rob: Hot Linkin Park drummer, Rob Bourdon
Drew: Name of a douchebag I absolutely hate. (colleague)
Heather: A total british bitch
Will: The huge billboard of Will Devaughn
Paul: The name I usually give whenever I get my three times a week espresso fix at starbucks.
Eve: Hefty Titties. (another colleague)
John: Mellencamp
Laura: Jowa ni Florante.
Alex: No comment (sniff, sniff)
Ricky: Gay latino singer.

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a stolen meme a.k.a my first official blog entry

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It is soo good to be back! In case you are wondering what happened to my other blog (Handsome Shoes) well, obviously, I deleted it and I can’t reveal the reason why I did just yet.  All I can say is that I am guilty of ruining someone else’s reputation and credibility. Anyway, it’s all in the past and I am ready to start all over again. My overly active fingernails are itching and my brain is ready to unleash its power. So, let’s get this shit rolling.  

To kick-off this blog, I have all the intention to steal a meme from my good old friend, Khonz, since I thought this is a clever way of re-introducing myself in the blogosphere.  

a – age: 26 – No shit people. I don’t lie about my age.

b – band listening to right now: I listen to a lot of bands and currently, I am diggin’ Foo Fighters, The Killers, Artic Monkeys, Silverchair and The Beatles.

c- career: Fitness Instructor – haha!

d- drink or smoke: Drinking- not so much. Smoking- trying my best to quit the habit.

e – easiest friends to talk to: Lesley Ann. She’s so mean but gives really good advice.

g – gummy bears or gummy worms: What a tough one… hmmm, I can’t really decide.

h – have a boyfriend: If you can call your DVD player a boyfriend then, yes. We’ve been steady for more than 7 years now and I think he is planning to propose.

i – in love: Aside from myself… nope.

j – junk food you like: McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger and Double Dutch flavored ice cream…. waah!

k – kids?: Nope

l – longest ride ever: From Manila to Sorsogon. Gahd! that was the worst 18 hours of my life.

m – movies you love to hate: Any tagalog action flick which involves a leading character that wears either a leather/denim jacket with a protruding belly.

n – names of your future kids: I’m planning to have four and I’d like to name them Inigo, Allegra, Ingrid and Alfonso. They are going to have a Greek/Turkish/Italian/Mediterranean Father/Mother.

o – one wish you have now: To have lunch with any famous celebrity.

p – phobias: I’ve always been frightened by any explosive material.

q – quote: “What does not kill me makes me stronger” – not by Kanye West but by Friedrich Nietzsche.

r – reasons to smile: A really nice pair of footwear, shedding a couple of lbs, seeing the Williams sisters loose a tournament and watching a sweaty,  shirtless construction worker with a nice piece of ass walking down the street.  pay days.  

s – sleeping time: 11-1am. My work starts at 8am so I need to get at least 5 hours of sleep to keep my brain functioning for the rest of the day.

t – time to wake up: 6am. And yes, I often hit the snooze button.

u – unknown facts about you: I don’t talk to strangers.

v- veggies you hate: I can eat almost every veggies God created.

w – worst habit: Cleaning my ears twice a day.

x – x-rays you’ve had: I’ve only had a chest x-ray so far.

y – yummy foods: Everything is yummy as long as it is edible.

z – zodiac sign: Torero po ako.